The Center for
Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious,
potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even
This virus is
called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your
boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT
TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come
into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good
friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes
- Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination
Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely
eliminated from your system.
of the Week!
If it takes ten men 3 hours to dig one hole, how many men does it take
to dig half a hole in the same amount of time.