blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that
joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb
black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a
rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a
wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you
still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right
and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat
rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over
and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's
things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd
come out there and kick your butt!”
blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door
of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she
repeated this process by checking her mail again.
She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her
commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way
you keep looking into that mail box."
The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps
telling me that I have mail."
blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing
to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her
gear together and headed out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice
and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said:
"There are no fish in there".
So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same
voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there.
So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there.
So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.
"How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the blonde.
So the man cooly says "Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and
second of all, you're going to have to pay for those holes."
dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of
the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the
capitals, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde
replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."